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  “Not today. He's out of town.”

  “Conference?”

  “No, he's either hugging trees or saving deer. I'm not sure which cause it is today.” She shook her head. “The old fool thinks he should be right out there with the kids. Keeps telling me ‘you're only as old as you feel.’ ” Although her words were edged with sarcasm, the tone of her voice and the concern on her face showed me she was genuinely fond of him.

  “I've heard Professor Nakamura turned in his resignation when Macmillan became chairman of the board. Do you have any idea why?”

  “If I did, I wouldn't tell you.”

  I respected her loyalty. “I'll try again tomorrow,” I said. “By the way, do you know a woman named Moonbeam Nakamura in Gettysburg?”

  Her smile faded. “The kook? Of course I know her.

  She's Ken's daughter-in-law. Or I guess I should say ex-daughter-in-law.”

  “Bad feelings there?”

  “Heavens no. He thinks she's fabulous.”

  This time I took the elevator down to the hall, where the receptionist's desk was deserted.

  If I couldn't question the professor himself, perhaps I could learn something from his ex-daughter-in-law, Moonbeam Nakamura, the holistic healer of Gettysburg. I needed to drive over there anyway and look into the story Luscious had told me about antiques being stolen from the battlefield. Since he'd suggested there might be a tie-in with the robbery at the fire department, I thought it important to follow through. I could take care of two tasks in one trip.

  In Gettysburg, I headed south on Baltimore Street, passing the Memorial Church of the Prince of Peace—a dark gray stone edifice with a red door and a round bell tower—many small two-story houses, some with shops on the ground floor levels, and the historic Dobbin House Tavern. The skyline was dominated by a huge gray tower topped by an alien spacecraft, which seemed to grow taller as I got closer. When I came to a confusing intersection where tourist Gettysburg collided head-on with history, I had no idea which road to take, but I've always heard when in doubt, go right. So that's what I did, and drove past several art galleries, a lot of T-shirt and souvenir shops, the National Civil War Wax Museum, and the Lincoln Train Museum.

  At last, I saw a sign directing me to the National Park Service Visitor Center. I turned in, just missed being rear-ended by a house on wheels, and parked behind the building next to a huge overflowing trash container. The tower I'd seen driving in, loomed over the battlefield, dwarfing both the visitor center and the

  Cyclorama building. I could see an elevator going up inside it, and figured it had to be a tourist attraction, albeit a strange-looking one.

  Because the tourist season was over, the visitor center wasn't crowded at all. I glanced into the gift shop and was tempted by the large display of books, but my nonexistent bank account wouldn't allow me to go in. Standing behind a long counter were several park rangers in khaki uniforms, but they all looked busy, so I decided to look at the exhibits. On the main floor were lots of guns, which I didn't find particularly interesting. Downstairs, I found some more interesting displays. In light of what Luscious had told me about General Meade's sword having been stolen from the building, I carefully examined the display cases. They didn't look particularly secure. Most had glass fronts, held in place by exposed screws. Even the doors to the cases appeared to have locks that could easily be picked. There seemed to be quite a few exit doors for a burglar to escape through, but I did notice they all were wired to sound an alarm if opened.

  Back upstairs, I approached a ranger, who looked up from the map spread on the counter before her and smiled a greeting. I whipped out my notebook, told her I was a reporter from the Lickin Creek Chronicle, and said I was working on a story about the theft of General Meade's sword.

  The professional smile was still there, but a shadow came down over the rest of her face. “I don't know what you're talking about,” she said.

  Suddenly, my arms were seized from behind. I screamed, and several tourists turned to stare at me, then ran from the building. Obviously, they'd taken me for a terrorist.

  “Please be quiet, ma'am. We just want to ask you a few questions.”

  I was hustled into an office by two burly rangers. “Just what do you think you're doing?” I said indignantly

  “You were acting suspicious, miss. Snooping around the exhibit cases. We'd like to know why.”

  “May I please get my ID cards out of my purse?” I was afraid they'd shoot me or something if I moved without permission.

  “Go ahead.”

  I produced enough identification to prove to them that I really was Tori Miracle and that I really worked for a newspaper. Then I had to explain why I was examining their cases so closely.

  “Off the record, miss, we're trying to downplay the thefts. Some people around here already think we don't take proper care of the collection. The articles disappeared way back last spring, and the fuss has died down. We'd like to keep it that way.”

  “You said articles. What else was stolen?”

  The two men glanced at each other. “Some battle flags, belt buckles, insignia, all things that could be easily carried out by one or two people.”

  “All from the display cases?”

  One of them shook his head. “Ninety-two percent of the collection is stored in the basement, below the exhibit area.”

  “Everything that was taken was quite valuable, I suppose?”

  “To the right person.”

  “Did they disappear during working hours?”

  “No. We found them gone when we opened up in the morning. Why are you so interested?”

  “Some valuable antiques were stolen this week from a Lickin Creek collection. I thought there might be a tie-in.”

  “What was stolen?”

  “Some trumpets from the volunteer fire company headquarters. Why are you laughing?”

  “I hardly think the kind of petty thief who'd steal some old tin trumpets is in the same class as the cat burglar who stole General Meade's sword.”

  “So you're saying Lickin Creek has a lower class of thieves than Gettysburg? That's an odd kind of snobbery.”

  The two men quickly ushered me out of the building, as though afraid I might contaminate a tourist or two.

  “I know when I'm not wanted,” I said, shaking my arms free from their grip.

  While trying to get my car started, I seethed with anger. However, the day wasn't wasted. I still had time to visit Moonbeam Nakamura. While waiting for the traffic to subside at the square, I recalled my brief encounter with her in the restaurant. Moonbeam was the only person I'd talked to who had referred to Mack's death as murder. And she seemed to be in a relationship with the repulsive reenactor Woody Woodruff. I can help you, she had said. Had she been trying to tell me in code that she knew what had happened? I had a lot more to ask her than why her father-in-law had disliked the retired congressman.

  This time, the street was empty when I parked in front of Dreamgate. How anybody could make a living tucked away on this remote back street was beyond me. The sign on the door said CRYSTALS, CANDLES, ESSENTIAL OILS, COLOR THERAPEUTICS, AND CHANNELING: CLASSES AVAILABLE IN AROMATHERAPY, FENG SHUI, DRUMMING, AND REIKI. AURA READINGS BY APPOINTMENT. If there was anything she'd missed, it had probably been accidental. Moonbeam seemed to provide something for everybody, or at least everybody whose tastes were New Age.

  The door swung open before I touched it. “Come in. Come in.” Moonbeam stood before me in a long white dress with a crinkly pleated skirt. So many strings of agate beads hung from her neck, I wondered how she could stand up straight. Around her shoulders was draped a purple rayon shawl embroidered with roses, decorated with sequins, and edged with fringe. She wore Birkenstocks as big as Volkswagens on her feet. I thought she looked like a refugee from a German fairy tale. Garnet's sister would have found her outfit attractive. I didn't.

  “I knew you'd come today.”

  “Oh yes, I nearly forgot—you're psychic
.”

  “I am. But that's not why. When I learned you are having surgery tomorrow for breast cancer, I thought…”

  “Where did you hear that? It's not true. I can't believe the way rumors spread around here.”

  She stepped back as though affronted. “I don't remember where I heard it. Guess it's just one of those things that float in the air.”

  Great! Now my personal health issues were “floating in the air.” The Lickin Creek Grapevine obviously had longer tendrils than I suspected for it to reach all the way to Gettysburg.

  The air inside the shop smelled of patchouli incense, and the only light came from dozens of burning candles set about the room. My eyes smarted from the heavy smoke and odors.

  “… and I thought you'd be in for some help,” she continued as if I hadn't interrupted her. “Come sit down and let me think about what you need.” She led me to a cozy corner in the back of the room, where two chairs faced each other across a low table. I sat on the chair she pointed to and watched as she lit a purple candle and placed it on the table.

  “Look, Moonbeam. I didn't come for a health consultation. I only want to ask you a few questions about your father-in-law and your…” I grasped for the right words and finally came up with “your friend, Woody.”

  “Close your eyes and relax, Tori.”

  “How long have you known Woody?”

  “Take a deep breath and hold it.” From somewhere came the sound of a choir of angels.

  “Is he trustworthy?”

  “Let's try that again, Tori. Take a deep breath, hold it… good… now, exhale slowly.”

  “Can you think of any reason he'd want Representative Macmillan dead?”

  “Picture a place where you have been truly happy. Now imagine you are there.”

  “Could he have been mistaken about the ammunition he took to the college?”

  “You are walking in that special place. Take a deep breath. Exhale and let the tension flow away from you. You are happy in your special place.”

  A tropical beach. Palm trees. Turquoise waters. Sand scrunching beneath my feet. Salt spray tingling my nose. Sun burning my skin, but in a good way. Gentle waves caressing my ankles, rolling away, coming back.

  From far away, someone called my name. I smiled and looked around for the person. “Tori… Tori…”

  I saw no one. Was she hidden by the dunes?

  “… when you wake up you will be totally refreshed. Whenever you are feeling down, your special place will always be there for you. Now open your eyes.”

  My eyes popped open. “You hypnotized me!”

  She smiled. “Don't you feel better?”

  “I do. But… that's not what I came for.”

  “I know what you came for. And I can also tell you what you want to know about Woody. And maybe even my father-in-law, although I can't imagine why you're interested in him. Why don't you come home with me and have dinner? We can talk there.”

  “I'm not sure…”

  “There's no need to be nervous, Tori. I'm not as weird as I look; I dress this way because my customers expect it. I'm a member of the Chamber of Commerce, volunteer at the hospital once a month, drive an SUV, and have a teenage daughter who's at the age where she gives me weekly migraines. How much more normal can a person be? The only really odd thing about me is I'm a registered Democrat—a rarity in south-central Pennsylvania.”

  She called out to someone in the back. “Phoebe, I'm going now. Please be sure the door is locked when you leave. I don't want another call from the police telling me the door's open.”

  A young woman dressed all in black including her lipstick, and heavily hung with silver crosses, stuck her head through the bamboo curtain. “Like it was my fault…”

  Moonbeam sighed. “It was your fault, Phoebe. You didn't lock the door.” She picked up her purse, an antique mesh bag, and said to me, “Let's go.”

  Maybe I was still hypnotized, but I went with her.

  “You can follow me,” Moonbeam said. “My car's right in front of yours.”

  It only took five minutes to reach Moonbeam's Victorian house on the edge of town. It sat far back on a large lot. On either side were smaller, modern ranch houses.

  “Used to be my parents’ farmhouse,” she told me as I joined her on the sidewalk. “Now I've only got a few acres left.”

  “It's lovely,” I said, admiring the turret, the stained-glass windows, and the big front porch that circled around one side of the building. As we climbed the steps, I heard dogs barking inside.

  “After my divorce, I took in a boarder,” Moonbeam explained. “It's awfully expensive keeping up an old house like this. She's an animal cruelty prevention officer, so I never know what I'm going to find when I come home.”

  When she opened the door, an animal the size of a wolf leaped at me. In the resulting commotion, while more than one person tried to pull it away, I realized it hadn't ripped my throat out. In fact, the beast was doing its best to drown me with its huge pink tongue.

  “I'm so sorry,” a woman said, pulling him off me. She had him under control now, his black collar tightly gripped in her hand. “He's half coyote, but he's really lovable.”

  “Tori, this is my housemate, Gloria Zimmerman.”

  Gloria was a beautiful woman with short light brown hair, who stood only a little taller than me. And probably weighed a lot less. Even though she was wearing a tan unisex uniform, she struck me as looking far too glamorous to be an animal cruelty prevention officer.

  After I had shaken her hand, the one that wasn't restraining the coyote, Moonbeam took me into the living room.

  “This is my daughter, Tamsin,” she said.

  The girl sprawled on the sofa in front of the TV didn't look up. “What's for dinner?” she asked. The first thing I noticed was her hair, for it hung to her waist, straight and shiny like her mother's, but whereas Moonbeam's hair was silvery blond, Tamsin's could be described as black as a raven's wing. “Can we have pizza?”

  Moonbeam looked at me. “What do you think?”

  “I'm a pizza addict.”

  “Good. I'll call.” She went out of the room, leaving me with the teenager, who had never turned her eyes away from the television set.

  “What an unusual name,” I said, thinking it my duty to make conversation.

  “I hate it. My grandfather picked it.” She pointed the remote at the TV and changed channels. “I hate watching news. Who cares about all that dumb stuff.”

  She wasn't paying any attention to me, so I sat down across from her and studied her. With her flawless ivory skin, dark almond-shaped eyes, and high cheekbones, she could have been beautiful. But the permanent sulk on her face ruined the effect. I could understand how she gave her mother migraines.

  While she watched cartoons, I looked around the living room, noticing the many knickknacks and family photos that made it feel quite homey. An oaken cabinet with glass doors displayed small ceramic figures, and one in particular caught my eye—a tiny carousel horse mounted on a wooden base. It reminded me of Dari-ous's carousel, and I was walking over to take a closer look at the figurine when Gloria came in with her arms full of adorable kittens. She handed two to me, and I sat down to pet them. One was orange and white, just like Fred, and he purred as I scratched his little chin. The mother cat, a large black-and-white tabby, jumped onto the arm of my chair to make sure I wasn't hurting her babies.

  “Would you like to have one?” Gloria asked. “I rescued them this morning from a trailer. Their owner died a couple of days ago and nobody thought about the cats. They probably wouldn't have survived another day without food or water.”

  I reluctantly passed the kittens back to her. “I already have two cats.”

  “How about a homeless llama?”

  I laughed. “I'm kind of homeless myself.”

  “An emu, then?”

  “No thank you. My cats are quite enough.”

  The door bell chimed, and Moonbeam called from the bac
k, “Can you get that, Tamsin?”

  Tamsin made no move to get anything, and Gloria's arms were full of cats, so I went to the front door. A delivery man stood on the porch, and I was glad to see he held two large boxes. I'd be able to eat all I wanted instead of pretending one slice of medium pizza was all I ever had. Moonbeam paid him, refusing to take any contribution from me.

  The four of us—Moonbeam, Tamsin, Gloria, and I— were soon sitting in the dining room at an enormous mahogany table, dividing the first pizza. Tamsin complained about the pepperoni, claiming to be a vegetarian, but I noticed she only picked off a few pieces before gobbling down several slices.

  “Now,” Moonbeam said, after we had eased our hunger, “what is it you wanted to know about my father-in-law?”

  “I heard a rumor that he had some sort of grudge against Macmillan. More than a grudge really, because it was enough to make him resign rather than work with the man. Do you know anything about it?”

  “Not much,” Moonbeam said. “I remember when he wrote his letter resigning effective the end of this semester, I tried to talk him out of it. But he said he had no respect for the man and didn't want to work with him. When I asked him why, he seemed reluctant to talk. Finally, he said it had something to do with Mac-millan's war record. He said it happened a long time ago, and it was something he didn't want to talk about. When Ken talks about the war, Tori, he means World War II.”

  “Was he in the service?”

  “Oh yes. He's very proud of having served in the 442nd Regiment in Italy and France.”

  “I've heard of it—the Go for Broke regiment—all Japanese Americans.”

  “Right. But after the war, he became a Quaker. So now he's a pacifist. Since the Korean War, he's been actively involved in antiwar protests.”

  “And other good causes, too, I gather.” I didn't mention his secretary had called him a tree-hugger.

  “Gramps is a do-gooder,” Tamsin said. “I think he's dumb.”

  “Has anyone seen my Tylenol?” Moonbeam asked. “Tamsin, why don't you get started on your homework?”

  The girl grabbed a wedge of pizza and slammed out of the room.